I think anet should produce a new theme song based on them instead:
Anet:
"Who controls the Krytian crown?
Who keeps the Platinum system down?
We do! We do.
Who leaves Arah off the maps?
Who keeps the Undead under wraps?
We do! We do.
Who gave Shiro a Nasty Scar?
Who makes The Great Zehtuka a star?
We do! We do.
Who robs mesmers of their might?
Who rigs every Update night?
We do! We.... do....!"